Arctic Breaker
Price: TBC
THE CHRISTMAS CLUB / 2026
HODL THE
HOLIDAYS.
Big Bitcoin energy.
A little whale mischief.
Winter previews. Gifts with personality.
AI concept scene · samples to be confirmed
Frost Block
’26.
30 design previews. Coming soon. Prices TBC. Not for sale.
Hoodies
T-Shirts
Gifts
FOR YOUR PEOPLE. FOR YOUR POD.
A little festive.
A lot of character.
Ten Chunky Whale originals. Ten Bitcoin Christmas ideas. Start a shortlist for the people who make your year.
November 2026 release planned, subject to approval. Prices TBC. Availability to be confirmed. Checkout is not open.
THE GIFT EDIT
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20 gift ideas
01 / CW ORIGINALS
T-shirt · Product mockup
Merry Podmas Tee
The friend who makes every Christmas louder.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗02 / CW ORIGINALS
Knitted jumper · Product mockup
Sleigh the Pod Knit
The office-party legend.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗03 / CW ORIGINALS
Hoodie · Product mockup
Whale Wishes Hoodie
Your permanently cosy favourite.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗04 / CW ORIGINALS
Cuffed beanie · Product mockup
Official Gift Inspector Beanie
The serial present shaker.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗05 / CW ORIGINALS
Ceramic mug · Product mockup
Resting Gift Face Mug
The Christmas-morning coffee person.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗06 / CW ORIGINALS
Travel tumbler · Product mockup
Big Whale Energy Tumbler
The friend always on the move.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗07 / CW ORIGINALS
Tote bag · Product mockup
Pod Presents Tote
The friend who carries everyone’s presents.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗08 / CW ORIGINALS
Tree ornament · Product mockup
Secret Santa, Big Whale Ornament
Your secret Santa draw.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗09 / CW ORIGINALS
Christmas stocking · Product mockup
Stay Chunky Stocking
The household’s biggest Christmas fan.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗10 / CW ORIGINALS
Festive socks · Product mockup
Merry Little Pod Socks
The stocking-filler specialist.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗11 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
12 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
Knitted jumper · Product mockup
HODL the Holidays Knit
The committed HODLer.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗13 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
Hoodie · Product mockup
All I Want Is 21M Hoodie
The friend with the biggest wishlist.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗14 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
15 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
Ceramic mug · Product mockup
Santa Stacks Sats Mug
The coffee-fuelled stacker.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗16 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
Espresso cup pair · Product mockup
Naughty / Nice Espresso Pair
The couple who disagree about everything.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗17 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
Festive socks · Product mockup
Jingle All the Blocks Socks
The maximalist in your life.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗18 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
Slippers · Product mockup
Cold Wallet, Warm Feet Slippers
The person who never wants to leave home.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗19 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
Gift wrap & tags · Product mockup
All Wrapped Up in Bitcoin
Everyone on your orange-pilled list.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗20 / BITCOIN CHRISTMAS
Notebook · Product mockup
Dear Santa, More Sats Notebook
The planner, dreamer or list-maker.
Price: TBC
Explore the idea ↗Product mockups are AI-generated concepts, not photographs of manufactured samples. Every CW mockup uses the unchanged approved whale. Materials, fit, decoration and samples still need approval.
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